Report: Arsenal Considering Buying Bong

Lars Baron

Following Kieran Gibbs' injury, Arsenal are considering a move for Gaetan Bong.

In order to settle down every Arsenal fan's nerves, and their own players' nerves and make everyone cool, man, Arsenal are considering buying using a bong before matches...erm, sorry, according to a report from John Cross of the Mirror, Arsenal are considering buying Valenciennes' Cameroonian left back Gaetan Bong.

Bong, 24, has started 13 of Valenciennes' 22 Ligue 1 matches this season, and is 6'2. He's made 30 tackles this season, at an average of 2 per game, and has only been dribbled past by an opponent 6 times, which doesn't really tell you anything unless you've watched Valenciennes' matches and can say how they defend. I haven't.

I have, however, seen Bong play for Cameroon, and he's a fairly decent player defensively; he's big, and strong and kind of quick, he's not a bad tackler and he's an okay passer. He's probably more disciplined than Andre Santos, which is effectively what it's coming down to now, with 9 hours left in the window: can Arsenal find a defensive player who's better than Andre Santos, available, and cheap.

As we alluded to on the live blog, Stephen Warnock, despite John Cross' suggestion, is not that player.

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