Saturday Premier League open thread

By far the best Dane to ever play. Sorry, Nicky.

Good morning, everybody! There is football today! Real, honest football! Where the men are handsome, the pies are always fresh, and Kenneth Branagh is always handy by to read paeans to the green and sacre....what? When are the matches? Oh.

They are, with all times being EDT:

West Ham United vs Fulham, 7:45am, ESPN2/ESPN3.com
Tottenham vs Norwich, 10am, FOX Soccer
West Brom vs Everton, 10am, FOX Soccer Plus and FOX Soccer 2Go
Swansea vs Sunderland, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go
Wigan vs Stoke, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go
West Brom vs Everton, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go
Manchester City vs QPR, 12:30pm, FOX Soccer

Check out Graham's previews for the main page; they are humorous and written on no sleep at all.

Feel free to comment on all the action below. Remember our handy guidelines: no links to illegal streams, limit the heights of all images to a maximum of 300, ALWAYS USE THE SUBJECT LINE, and above all else (even the all caps just previous to this clause), always be kind to each other.

Enjoy the matches, folks!

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