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Arsenal Haikus

I'm bored silly this morning. And I'm in my creative mood, so I don't want it to go to waste. Below the jump are some Arsenal-related Haikus; provide yours in the comments. Happy Friday, you beautiful bastards.

Jack Wilshere is good

Missed him last season and he's

Like a new signing

.....................

That kid who gave coin

To Brandon Jacobs, needs to

Now send to Robin

.....................

Best season ever

Solution...fire Harry

That's how the Cocks roll

.....................

Who do you speak of?

A guy from LOSC?

You sure he's alive?

.....................

Michel Platini

Hates Arsene more than he hates

Blatant racism

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