Tuesday Champions League and Premier League Open Thread

An excellent effort, guys. Congrats on a great Champions League semi-final run.

Good afternoon:

There is action in the footballing world today. If you're near a television, run, don't walk, to it and turn on the matches. Done? Good! Now: write how those make you FEEL in the little boxes below, and hit enter. Good? Goooood! Now try to elaborate with humorous animated GIFs and lolcats pictures of Sergio Busquets being naughty! Yay! Goooood!

Seriously, though, here are the rules:

1) Use a subject line. Even if you just have one word to say, put it in the subject line. This helps us out a lot. Thank you.
2) Picture height maximum of 300.
3) Refrain from ad hominem attacks--(basically, just be kind).
4) No links to illegal streams, no matter how much anyone begs.

Here is the slate:

UEFA Champions League semifinal, 2nd leg: Barcelona v Chelsea, 2:45pm, FOX Soccer/FOX Deportes

Premier League: Aston Villa v Bolton, 2:45pm, FOX Soccer Plus/FOX Soccer 2Go

Enjoy the matches, everyone.

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