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If anyone know where Vladimir Titov ees, please let him know I call and he do not do zee answer!

VHAT. ZEE. HELL! My khuy stand in air permanent with grin on face for long time. I will stay seated at desk for hours now. I change plan. New plan ees to send he and space monkey armed to zee teeth with C4 and fishing net to blow up like bad Chinese firework and collect remain to bring back to Zee Fantastic! Then sell pieces to buy more players like Messi, Ronaldo, Goetz, Hazard, Ganso, Tevez and Neymar! Maybe buy back Cesc! Hehe! I am the most excite right now! Already claim jewel planet as mine!

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