"Pat, Boro here. Wildly gesticulate to no one in particular."
"Pat, Boro again. Point enthusiastically at Mertesacker. And tell him to stop with the dinosaur impersonations."
"Pat, guess who? Your mom. I'm joking, Pat, it's Boro. Be calm and cool and act like you're the one in control. What's that? You want to give a thumbs up? Do whatever you want, you know the drill. Operation Ghost Wenger Protocol will now commence. Please do me a favor, would you Pat? Simply sit back and enjoy the show."
(thanks, Tizoc, for the inspiration...)