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Operation Ghost Wenger Protocol

"Pat, Boro here. Wildly gesticulate to no one in particular."

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"Pat, Boro again. Point enthusiastically at Mertesacker. And tell him to stop with the dinosaur impersonations."

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"Pat, guess who? Your mom. I'm joking, Pat, it's Boro. Be calm and cool and act like you're the one in control. What's that? You want to give a thumbs up? Do whatever you want, you know the drill. Operation Ghost Wenger Protocol will now commence. Please do me a favor, would you Pat? Simply sit back and enjoy the show."

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(thanks, Tizoc, for the inspiration...)

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