I suppose we should call these "The Shorties". Anyway, this thread is for categories of awards and nominations, I'll start an Awards voting thread next week. I'm thinking:
Player of the Season
Goal of the Season
Breakout Player of the Season
Game of the Season/Best Moment of the Season/Moment that you'll Remember Most
Goalkeeping Error of the Season
Worst Player of the Season/Player You Most Want Sold
Dumbest Moment of the Season
Moment When You Started to Believe
Moment When You Realized It Was All Over
Yes, a couple of these are stolen from The Tuesday Club. Alan Davies is funnier than I am, surprisingly. Please add your suggestions for categories and nominations.