If a Carling Cup match takes place in London, but it's not televised, does The Ox score a goal? LET US FIND OUT.
Feel free to comment on a match you cannot see; if you have a subscription to Arsenal Player, at least you can hear it though.
That shouldn't stop anyone from making things up. It'll be more fun that way.
Arsenal: Fabianski, Yennaris, Squillaci, Vermaelen, Miquel, Coquelin, Frimpong, Benayoun, Chamberlain, Arshavin, Park.
Bolton: Bogdan, Steinsson, Cahill, Knight, Gardner, Muamba, Pratley, M Davies, Kakuta, Tuncay, Klasnic.